Archive for July, 2009

The First Rules Date

So, Friday night was date night. The Rules has a series of suggestions for what to do pre-date:  To relieve anxiety, go to the gym, get a manicure, or take a long, hot bubble bath. Apparently Rules girls don’t have jobs. I spent the day toiling away at my desk. Well, most of the day [...]

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The Candidates

So obviously, in order for this experiment to work, I need test subjects. As you have probably gathered by now, my cup isn’t exactly runneth-ing over, so I had to boldly go where I’ve never gone before. That’s right: blind dates and the internet. Both of these things have long struck fear into my heart, [...]

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Dancing in the Dark

According to The Rules, in order to maximize my “creature unlike any other”-ness I should be keeping myself as busy as possible and constantly self-improving. “In addition to a healthy diet, we strongly suggest you shake your buns!” they shriek. The phrase “shake your buns” makes me supremely uncomfortable but I figure I should start [...]

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